I woke up in a cantankerous mood today. There’s something about sleeping on an inflatable mattress and knowing you don’t have enough gas to get to work that doesn’t sit well. So forgive me if this blog contains levels of unmitigated vitriol not seen since audiences saw The Mummy 3.
A few months ago Rachel gave us crap about being “too mean” on this blog. I stupidly consented with her “we should love everyone” rationale (she probably used The Jonas Brothers as an example), and toned down the cruelty. Well, that era is over and thanks to hearing a Madonna song on the radio, I feel the need to list musicians and reasons why they should retire.
Let’s face it, if any of these people quit, no one would really be upset for over a week. Our airwaves wouldn’t be inundated with their last gasp attempts to maintain relevancy, and we’d all probably be in a better mood. Here’s the list:
Madonna

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