As it turns out, breakfast food is a subject of never-ending controversy. Feast your eyes on the wrong stack of ‘cakes and you might find yourself in for a rude awakening.
Such was the case last October at a Waffle House in Atlanta. At 5 A.M., Kid Rock came strolling in with a craving for sausage links and left with police filing a report concerning a dispute between he and another man.
Kid Rock has now been hit with a year of probation and a $1,000 fine for his role in what on-lookers are calling “The Breakfast Beatdown.” It has been said that the episode was a result of the man insulting a woman with Kid Rock, but we at Grooveshark find that exceedingly hard to believe…
It almost absolutely went more like this:
5:04 A.M. - Kid Rock orders two eggs — scrambled. His hunger so great, Rock also adds on sides of crispy bacon, buttery grits and a signature Waffle House monster waffle. He takes it all with black decaf coffee.
5:15 A.M. - A customer, kept anonymous for protection purposes, turns his head only to realize that Kid Rock has just been served a delicious breakfast right next to him. The man looks down at his own breakfast and is immediately enveloped in jealousy.
5:16 A.M. - Rock, instantly alerted by the man’s roving eyeballs, also becomes overcome by jealousy and attempts to shield his plate from the man’s view with the woman he met outside The Tabernacle no more than 30 minutes ago.
5:17 A.M. - The customer, now completely smitten with Kid Rock’s menu choices, employs a more obvious lean to catch a glimpse of the meal. Unaware of Rock’s newly-formed relationship with the woman, he politely asks her to shift back a mere couple of inches and even thanks her for her cooperation.
5:18 A.M. - Kid Rock serves up a knuckle sandwich, cooked to order.
What began as a simple early morning drunk meal evolved into a full-blown skirmish like that (*snaps*).
Thanks Kid Rock. Thanks a lot.
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