Have you ever dreamt of conducting a full orchestra or becoming a cutting-edge DJ? Chances are that won’t actually happen any time soon. However, with a little bit of imagination, you can come close!
Sharper Image has brought to you a brand new music performance system that combines two things nobody can get enough of — the emotional satisfaction of music and the stunning futuristic awesomeness of lasers.
The beamz system is perfect for somebody who wants to make music without the popularity hoopla that comes with looking cool doing it. Several examples of exactly how goofy you’ll look performing with the beamz system include:
1. Mr. One Man Rock Band
Indoor sunglasses? Check. Slight unrhythmic bounce? Check. Biting down on bottom lip during air-drumming for added rocker-ness? CHECK. He’s got everything one needs to not be taken seriously during a fake performance.
2. Mr. Quiet Reverie
Why is he wearing headphones around his neck? He’s not in the recording studio, laying down a fresh track. And that fanning motion — is he playing fake smooth jazz or redirecting a particularly smelly bout of flatulence?
3. Island Jam Session Duo
These guys have incredible chemistry. The way they pass the beat back and forth — uncanny. If the man on the right didn’t have the world’s creepiest look on his face, they’d probably already be playing fake laser music to sold out arenas worldwide.
Every day, the beamz music performance system is turning ordinary people with ordinary living rooms into music virtuosos. Wouldn’t you like to be one too?
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Nice high five at the beginning! And the silhouettes of their girl groupies behind them are totally diggin’ it! “Musicians” have never been sexier!
Beth